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mom: "Go do 2 lessons in your english."
son: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
mom rolling eyes: "Fine, hurry up and then get back to your lessons."
about 20 minutes later son has not returned
mom standing outside bathroom door: "What are you doing in there?!"
son: "Woman, I'm using the bathroom!"
mom thinking she needs to talk to dh about what he says around the kids: "Do I need to call the fire dept? Quit goofing off and come finish your work. If you just sit down and get it done - you will be done!"
son muffled over running water and flushing toilet: "I am working here! I'm multi-tasking." at which point he exits the bathroom with a highly nagged look and hands me his english workbook with the lessons completed and comments that it's true a person really can think better in there. 
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That's hiliarious!
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My son would SO do that!! What would his ps teacher do???
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That's too funny!
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LOL!
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That is really, really funny. 
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oh that is so funny! How old?
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11 yrs old today! 
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I love it!!!
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This wins my Funniest Moment of the Day award!
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HEy its sweet revenge!
I thought only kids nagged at mom through the bathroom door! I didnt know it went both ways! 
I cant wait till mine are older! 
The "woman" thing is very funny- maybe he didnt pick it up from dh- have you read the Cana story to him recently
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CathinCoffeland wrote:
The "woman" thing is very funny- maybe he didnt pick it up from dh- have you read the Cana story to him recently
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Ha! I thought the same thing! Very funny indeed
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Hilarious!!!
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I am laughing!
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That is so funny!
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This made my day!
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LOL!!! My almost 11-yo does his History reading in the bathroom some of the time -- I get the same argument... shhhh, don't say I told....
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Too funny!
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Topic: bet they don't do this in public school
