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I went to the freezer to grab the log of cookie dough I made last night and what did I find...
But that someone had nibbled away at my log of cookie dough! Teeth marks abounded all on one end, which was dramaticly shorter than I recalled.
So the pregnant lady goes on the war-path! The usual 7 suspects are lined up. Who stole my cookie dough and in such bad form too?!
Was it you? NO!
Was it you? NO!
Was it you? NO!
Was it you? NO!
Was it you? NO!
Did you 2 team up and do it jointly? uh-uh! and NO!
Daddy calls to say he's on his way home and I relate that we are obviously harboring a liar and thief in our midst and I'm starting to think the entire gang is in on it for 1 big heist. 
Hello? Honey? You still there?
Ummm, yes dear. I stole your cookies. Yes, I ate it right off the log. I knew at any minute there was bound to be a kid comming along to catch me and want a cut of the booty and I knew if they got wind of it - that'd be the end of the entire log right then.  
Hello? Honey? You still there? Can I still come home?
Yeah. *sigh* But you're making dinner tonight. 
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Now, this one is priceless! Thanks for sharing
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This SO could have been my house. Thanks for the good laugh!
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Too funny! Thanks for sharing this!!
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Tears of recognition! I'll flag this on the funny thread. Thanks, Martha.
Love,
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That story is priceless. I will be giggling all night!
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Love it!
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As a pregnant lady eating a gob of cookie dough when I read your post I almost choked laughing. I usually use the small ice cream scoop and freeze the little balls of dough. It works wel because if I hear little feet coming, I can pop it in my mouth quick before they see and inhale it all.
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Hoot! Hoot!
That was so hysterically real!!! \
I can't wait to share it with my family.
Thanks for the laugh.
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I'm so glad we're as normal as you!
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Martha, what a funny story! Thanks for sharing it. I am going to let my honey in on the laugh as he is the cookie dough eater in our house! 
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Food is serious business when your pregnent.
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