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I started following Funny One Liners and so far have mostly laughed and haven't been offended  . This one got me thinking...
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| Time is that quality of nature that keeps events from happening all at once. Lately, it doesn't seem to be working. |
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...that some are very MOM; lines that especially speak to a mom's funny bone.
So, if you say, hear, or find a funny one liner that will lift spirits and lighten the load of moms, please share here! Thanks.
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| It isn't the pace of life that concerns me. It's the sudden stop at the end. |
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"Morning is the earliest part of the day." (My dad... )
Especially true before coffee!
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 , Caroline (and your dad!)
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
--John Lennon
Don't agree with everything he said, but this is a keeper!
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Ok I'm not sure if it's funny or ironic or just what.. but the ridiculousness of it combined with it *feeling* so true just makes this one of my favorite quotes..
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| "Now, HERE, you see, it takes all the running YOU can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!" - Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll |
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Caroline and Jodie - so true!
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One of my favorites
"Most things in life are either a good time or a good story."
Fun post!
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, Mary.
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"I homeschool because I've seen the village and I don't want it raising my children."
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I was looking for Elizabeth's blog and found this blog ,by accident, with the above quote.
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| If they gave out gold medals for laziness, my teenage daughter would have me go up on the podium and receive it for her. |
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| You're only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you're gonna need a new excuse. |
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| "I before E, except after C." Disproved by science. |
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