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OK this is a bit personal, however I think it is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me I had to share......
I have been suffering from a fissure, VERY PAINFUL!!!!! It flares up from time to time after the last baby....Ok so I call the dr. tell him the intensity of the pain, he calls in prescription, dh goes to pick it up, comes home with a bottle of, get this, I am not kidding, Rectal Rocket!!!!! Honest to goodness this is the name of the medication. I honestly thought it was a joke so I Googles it, and sure enough it came up!!
So there that should make anyone having a bad day laugh...dh is now calling me Rocket woman 
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Thanks for the chuckle, Molly!
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Oh, I'm ROFL!!! I needed a good laugh today!
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And for some reason a certain Elton John song keeps coming to mind.
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Jenn I forgot to mention they are in the shape of rockets.......like they use a candy mold to make them!!!
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ROFL!!! I'll have to remember this after the baby is born. 
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That is just hilarious!!!! At least you can laugh even though you are suffering.
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Molly,
This isn't funny. It's eery. 
Get this...
A couple years ago my dh had a fissure and was given these very same rockets. I thought it was so funny at the time.
My mother went to the doctor yesterday and was disagnosed with a fissure and sent to the same pharmacy for the same medicine my dh was on.
What do you suppose my mother and I discussed while eating lunch over my make-shift island today?????
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Oh my!!!!!
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Cay, sounds like you are having as much fun as we are
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Molly you totally crack me up!!!!!
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It's a good thing I didn't have my water in my mouth or it would have been all over the computer screen!!
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This conjures up quite an image!
Put this together with Ruth's child's reference to the "Emancipation Constipation" Oh my goodness!!
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OK now it is not so funny, I went to see a "specialist" today and I have to have surgery next week 
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Oh no, Molly, just took a peek and saw the giggling, but no, surgery isn't funny. Prayers for you, dear.
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Oh, Molly -
I'm sorry you have to have surgery. You're right, that part isn't funny.
Please let us know when, so we can double up on prayers; praying now as well.
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molly wrote:
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I'm sorry to hear this, Molly. I was going to ask if it worked...I'm glad I didn't make another funny crack!
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I know this is personal and may get TMI for this Forum  ---- but how did you know? What was the indicating factor for the surgery? Just bleeding and pain or may I ask, is it getting in the way of other functions? I have had similar issues for a while and just don't bring it to the doctor. I just treat myself with OTC stuff.....???? Thanks, Molly! I mean: Rocket Gal.
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Nina I will PM you later.....
Jenn no pun intended I'm sure  Now that is FUNNY!
Please pray I think I may have to go in today, the pain is getting worse, and I am scared of surgery!!
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