Oh, Dearest Mother, Sweetest Virgin of Altagracia, our Patroness. You are our Advocate and to you we recommend our needs. You are our Teacher and like disciples we come to learn from the example of your holy life. You are our Mother, and like children, we come to offer you all of the love of our hearts. Receive, dearest Mother, our offerings and listen attentively to our supplications. Amen.



Active Topics || Favorites || Member List || Search || About Us || Help || Register || Login
Tea and Conversation
 4Real Forums : Tea and Conversation
Subject Topic: I never thougth I 'd hear myself say ... Post ReplyPost New Topic
Author
Message << Prev Topic | Next Topic >>
Anne McD
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: Dec 21 2006
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 499
Posted: March 07 2007 at 8:30am | IP Logged Quote Anne McD
To dd2: Katie, please stop hitting your brother with a knife . . .

to ds5: And WHY is your crucifix in my teapot?

Any doozies lately, ladies??

__________________
Anne
Wife to Jon
Mommy to Alex 9
James 8
Katie 6
William 3 1/2
Benedict Joseph 1
and baby on the way! 10/14
Back to Top View Anne McD's Profile Search for other posts by Anne McD
 
Lorri
Forum Pro
Forum Pro


Joined: Dec 21 2006
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 248
Posted: March 07 2007 at 8:34am | IP Logged Quote Lorri
"Put the skull back where you found it."

(At Disneyland in a store with a "build your own pirate gear" display.)

__________________
Lorri
mom to
The Mac and Cheese Chronicles
Back to Top View Lorri's Profile Search for other posts by Lorri
 
Theresa
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Dec 27 2006
Location: Minnesota
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 1042
Posted: March 07 2007 at 8:42am | IP Logged Quote Theresa


__________________
Theresa
Back to Top View Theresa's Profile Search for other posts by Theresa Visit Theresa's Homepage
 
mavmama
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 618
Posted: March 07 2007 at 8:53am | IP Logged Quote mavmama
Oh, this is funny! When the twins were about 2, I remember saying "Don't put your sister's head in the toilet!"

Never thought I'd say THAT!~


__________________
Liz
Blessed by 4 wonders
dd11, dd911, ds9, ds8
Back to Top View mavmama's Profile Search for other posts by mavmama
 
doris
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: April 24 2006
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 1103
Posted: March 07 2007 at 9:08am | IP Logged Quote doris
Priceless! Thanks so much for sharing!

__________________
Home educating in London, UK with dd (2000) ds (2002), dd (2004), ds (2008) and dd (2011).
Frabjous Days
Back to Top View doris's Profile Search for other posts by doris
 
Martha
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2291
Posted: March 07 2007 at 9:29am | IP Logged Quote Martha
Just this morning:

"Was the ball bearing in your poop?"

__________________
Martha
mama to 7 boys & 4 girls
Yes, they're all ours!
Back to Top View Martha's Profile Search for other posts by Martha Visit Martha's Homepage
 
chicken lady
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: Feb 27 2005
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2315
Posted: March 07 2007 at 10:39am | IP Logged Quote chicken lady
Thank for the laughs ladies

So Martha was it???
Back to Top View chicken lady's Profile Search for other posts by chicken lady Visit chicken lady's Homepage
 
Martha
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2291
Posted: March 07 2007 at 10:47am | IP Logged Quote Martha
Not yet. He's umm *working* on it. We should see results within the next 2 - 4 days.

__________________
Martha
mama to 7 boys & 4 girls
Yes, they're all ours!
Back to Top View Martha's Profile Search for other posts by Martha Visit Martha's Homepage
 
Kathryn UK
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Feb 27 2005
Location: England
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 924
Posted: March 07 2007 at 11:00am | IP Logged Quote Kathryn UK
"Will you please stop writing on the window with that biscuit (cookie)!"

I wouldn't mind, but she is 8 and should know better

__________________
Kathryn
Dh Michael, Rachel(3/95) Hannah(8/98) Naomi(6/06) (11/07)
The Bookworm
Back to Top View Kathryn UK's Profile Search for other posts by Kathryn UK
 
Matilda
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Feb 17 2007
Location: Texas
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 1827
Posted: March 07 2007 at 11:45am | IP Logged Quote Matilda
"If you are going to blow her to smithereens then I think she has the right to eat you!"
Back to Top View Matilda's Profile Search for other posts by Matilda
 
Anne McD
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: Dec 21 2006
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 499
Posted: March 07 2007 at 2:58pm | IP Logged Quote Anne McD
oh, these are just great!

Martha wrote:
Just this morning:

"Was the ball bearing in your poop?"


Martha-- on America's Funniest Home Videos last week they had a video of a little girl who had swallowed a nickle, and every day her father "wanded" her with a metal detector to see where it was-- the third day it started beeping when he waved it over her little tushie!

__________________
Anne
Wife to Jon
Mommy to Alex 9
James 8
Katie 6
William 3 1/2
Benedict Joseph 1
and baby on the way! 10/14
Back to Top View Anne McD's Profile Search for other posts by Anne McD
 
Philothea
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: Aug 15 2006
Location: Virginia
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 824
Posted: March 07 2007 at 4:32pm | IP Logged Quote Philothea
"Get your fingers out of the cat's butt!" is the weirdest thing I've had to say. He's not quite three years old yet, though, so I'm sure I'll have more later.
Back to Top View Philothea's Profile Search for other posts by Philothea
 
msclavel
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: July 26 2006
Location: N/A
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 781
Posted: March 08 2007 at 8:42am | IP Logged Quote msclavel
"Why did the bowl of sour cream break in front of the bathroom door?"

and related,

"Don't try to stick your sister's face in the sour cream. You're supposed to be doing the dishes."

And our variation on the ball bearing was a nickel.
Back to Top View msclavel's Profile Search for other posts by msclavel
 
MarieC
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star


Joined: Oct 19 2005
Location: Ohio
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 1011
Posted: March 08 2007 at 1:29pm | IP Logged Quote MarieC
Well, I didn't say it but my dd (playing the mini-mom) did ....

"Don't put Jesus in your nose!"

This was said (loudly!) at the library when our 4 year old put a tiny infant of Prague statue in her nose while we were checking books out.


__________________
Marie
mom to 6
dds-98, 00, 02 and 09 & dss-03 and 06
Out in the Orchard
Back to Top View MarieC's Profile Search for other posts by MarieC
 
Dawnie
Forum All-Star
Forum All-Star
Avatar

Joined: Aug 30 2005
Location: Kansas
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 841
Posted: March 08 2007 at 1:57pm | IP Logged Quote Dawnie
"How did St. Joseph get in the fish tank???"

(2yod took St. Joseph from our nativity set swimming in the fish tank. She dropped him and he sank to the bottom of our 29-gallon tank!)

Dawn

__________________
Mom to Mary Beth (99), Anna (02), Lucia (04), Clara (06), and Adelaide Victoria (2/28/09)
Visit my blog!Water Into Wine:Vino Per Tutto!
Back to Top View Dawnie's Profile Search for other posts by Dawnie Visit Dawnie's Homepage
 

If you wish to post a reply to this topic you must first login
If you are not already registered you must first register

  [Add this topic to My Favorites] Post ReplyPost New Topic
Printable version Printable version

Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot create polls in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Hosting and Support provided by theNetSmith.com