Oh, Dearest Mother, Sweetest Virgin of Altagracia, our Patroness. You are our Advocate and to you we recommend our needs. You are our Teacher and like disciples we come to learn from the example of your holy life. You are our Mother, and like children, we come to offer you all of the love of our hearts. Receive, dearest Mother, our offerings and listen attentively to our supplications. Amen.



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Who remembers when a journey of a thousand miles began with Dad saying, "I know a shortcut."?


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[p.s. Thanks for this thread Angie! I've been visiting it quite often.


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Talking about learning math and actually learning math are three different things, Skippy.


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I'm only bad at 3 things and math is both of them.


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